If you’re going….

Boo!

Is it that time of the year already? Since I don’t usually dress up..well, never actually have, I will help out in a not-so-scary way tonight at an Elementary School. I’ll help the little kiddos that are too scared get out of the haunted house so they don’t have nightmares. Compared to my hubby who will try and scare the shit out of them.

Word Verification

Maybe now, I won’t have all that comment spam anymore. Let’s see if it helps.

It’s coming!!!

It’s almost here. Just a little bit longer and the waiting is over.
What am I talking about?

(OK, now I wish I could hide the rest or else this wouldn’t make sense. Anybody know how?)

BTW. I was talking about the weekend…..

Back from the dead

Well, I finally made it back home yesterday and after a well-deserved goodnight sleep, I am back in the office.
I am so glad it’s Friday!
So, did I miss anything?

Light Blogging

Due to a severe case of an empty brain I have not been able to post anything at all today. My apologies to all who were expecting something.

I'll be GONE for a few days (back on Friday) for a very important business trip. Maybe I get bored over on the West Coast and actually post something interesting.

Later.

Strip Club Review

Well, I was going to do some “research” for that project tonight, but it all didn’t work out, but hopefully I get to go in the near future.
Instead I will be spending my evening at or in a friend’s hot tub….can’t wait!

If anyone is interested in sponsoring my research though; donations are welcome, preferably in one-dollar bills.

Thanks.

I want to live there!

Just read that in a local (Florida) newspaper.

WE HAVE 2 OR 3 bedroom MH, clean, close to prison.

Sounds good, huh?

Hmm. They must’ve been delayed this morning

I know VRE sucks. That’s why I stopped riding it. Metro costs as much with parking and they run every 5-6 minutes and I am on time once again. Lucky me, I live close to the VRE and metro stops.
Now, I get to complain about idiots riding the metro again, but so far all the idiots were fat and that’s boring.

Pigs

I would estimate that about 70-80% of people that are finding their way over here are looking for porn.
Just because one single person somehow made it here looking for free Danish porn.
Maybe I should keep posting about this and hope that one day more than 100 people get here and celebrate.
Too sad that they don’t come here because of the excellent content….

Damn tree huggers

Someone in Oregon won the jackpot…idiot.
But that’s OK. The starting jackpot is still $15 Million.

Inspiration

Where are you?

Chicken

So, you think prices for chicken will go down? If so, that’s what I’m going to be eating. Just when the whole mad cow disease thing started in Europe and all in Germany. Beef was so cheap over there; we had steaks almost every other day. We’re all going to die anyway.
Plus with all the high gas prices you need to find cheap food.

Could be me

When I’m hungry, I need to eat right then and there. No waiting at the microwave for me baby.

Blog Advice

If you want to increase the amount of people going to your site have a little post about this.
Porn just attracts all kinds of people. Sorry though, since I don’t really have any of that stuff here.
I could write some local strip club reviews, but coming from a girl, all you’d get would be which outfits I like and what the max height of heels I could stand.
That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago I saw a pregnant stripper well….strip. That’s just wrong.

Conspiracy Theory

OK, I finally have my own now. Well, I’m sure others have said this before but this is all MINE.
His is how it all began.

I did have funny thought though this morning while I was riding the metro. When I went to college (George Mason University) and I took English 101 (that’s right, I took the class for native English speakers and not the foreigners’ class), our professor was really into writing articles and such. So he encouraged us to write about certain issues and submit them to the student newspaper, the Broadside. Well, I wrote a couple of those about topics that interested me and that I felt passionate about but I never got published. OK, there are many students that don’t get to have their stuff published, I thought, but today I was thinking that it might have had something to do with the content of the things I wrote about.

That could be. But that's just me.

Oh and BTW, I am currently reading How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) : The World According to Ann Coulter by Ann Coulter, after just finishing The Official Handbook of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy by Mark W. Smith. Before that I read Let Freedom Ring : Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism by Sean Hannity and before that I read Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right by Ann Coulter.
Who would've thought?

free danish porn

I hope you found what you were looking for.
Or should I say:
Ich hoffe, Du hast gefunden, was Du gesucht hast.

(My German is getting a little rusty)

New Bond

Did anybody see him?

Who’s that supposed to be? That is not how James Bond looks like. Look at his ears! I want my Brosnan back.

PLEASE!

My chances just went up

I know, it’s getting kind of lame with me and the whole Powerball stuff, but I have nothing else to write about now, so just shut up and read!
This Saturday’s jackpot is $290 Million. And I have 100 tickets. Now, I didn’t turn all stupid and spend $100 on Powerball tickets. I only got 5, but my office decided it was time for a career changes and got 95 tickets as well. So, of course that won’t give me as much but still a pretty good amount to quit.

So, if you don’t hear from me after tomorrow, I might be a Millionaire (or I just don’t have anything to write about).

And Fridee it is!!

About time, if you ask me, but nobody every does.

I thought, I really need to write some profound, but as hard as I try, nothing comes to mind.
Well, maybe I have more later.