still no TV

In the hopes of getting some sympathy, I just wanted to mention that we still do not have cable TV.
Now, I am being told that because they are waiting on a permit from the county that can take about 4-6 weeks. Luckily, about three weeks have passed already.
I am still seriously considering Satelite TV, but I don't want to mess with the dish, plus I don't want a dish on my roof. It looks stupid. My neighbors have them all over the place. It looks like a freaking trailer park.
So, I sit and wait, because there is nothing else to do.