Ok, just heard it when I went to the restroom:
Two girls, young women, whatever. Let's call them A and B.
A: Do you like those jeans?
B: Yeah, they're cute.
A: I think the pockets are too big.
B: Oh, I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.
A: Do they flatter me? (NOTE: They are talking about pockets)
B: Yes they do.
A: They don't make my butt look big?
B: No, they flatter you.
A: Maybe I should go back and see if they have them with smaller pockets.
What the hell is worng with people??????
Sometimes you just have to wonder if they have any real problems.
38 minutes ago