Friday, October 28, 2005

Boo!

Is it that time of the year already? Since I don’t usually dress up..well, never actually have, I will help out in a not-so-scary way tonight at an Elementary School. I’ll help the little kiddos that are too scared get out of the haunted house so they don’t have nightmares. Compared to my hubby who will try and scare the shit out of them.

Word Verification

Maybe now, I won’t have all that comment spam anymore. Let’s see if it helps.

It’s coming!!!

It’s almost here. Just a little bit longer and the waiting is over.
What am I talking about?

(OK, now I wish I could hide the rest or else this wouldn’t make sense. Anybody know how?)

BTW. I was talking about the weekend…..

Back from the dead

Well, I finally made it back home yesterday and after a well-deserved goodnight sleep, I am back in the office.
I am so glad it’s Friday!
So, did I miss anything?

Monday, October 24, 2005

Light Blogging

Due to a severe case of an empty brain I have not been able to post anything at all today. My apologies to all who were expecting something.

I'll be GONE for a few days (back on Friday) for a very important business trip. Maybe I get bored over on the West Coast and actually post something interesting.

Later.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Strip Club Review

Well, I was going to do some “research” for that project tonight, but it all didn’t work out, but hopefully I get to go in the near future.
Instead I will be spending my evening at or in a friend’s hot tub….can’t wait!

If anyone is interested in sponsoring my research though; donations are welcome, preferably in one-dollar bills.

Thanks.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

I want to live there!

Just read that in a local (Florida) newspaper.
WE HAVE 2 OR 3 bedroom MH, clean, close to prison.

Sounds good, huh?

Hmm. They must’ve been delayed this morning

I know VRE sucks. That’s why I stopped riding it. Metro costs as much with parking and they run every 5-6 minutes and I am on time once again. Lucky me, I live close to the VRE and metro stops.
Now, I get to complain about idiots riding the metro again, but so far all the idiots were fat and that’s boring.

Pigs

I would estimate that about 70-80% of people that are finding their way over here are looking for porn.
Just because one single person somehow made it here looking for free Danish porn.
Maybe I should keep posting about this and hope that one day more than 100 people get here and celebrate.
Too sad that they don’t come here because of the excellent content….

Damn tree huggers

Someone in Oregon won the jackpot…idiot.
But that’s OK. The starting jackpot is still $15 Million.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Monday, October 17, 2005

Chicken

So, you think prices for chicken will go down? If so, that’s what I’m going to be eating. Just when the whole mad cow disease thing started in Europe and all in Germany. Beef was so cheap over there; we had steaks almost every other day. We’re all going to die anyway.
Plus with all the high gas prices you need to find cheap food.

Could be me

When I’m hungry, I need to eat right then and there. No waiting at the microwave for me baby.

Blog Advice

If you want to increase the amount of people going to your site have a little post about this.
Porn just attracts all kinds of people. Sorry though, since I don’t really have any of that stuff here.
I could write some local strip club reviews, but coming from a girl, all you’d get would be which outfits I like and what the max height of heels I could stand.
That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago I saw a pregnant stripper well….strip. That’s just wrong.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Conspiracy Theory

OK, I finally have my own now. Well, I’m sure others have said this before but this is all MINE.
His is how it all began.

I did have funny thought though this morning while I was riding the metro. When I went to college (George Mason University) and I took English 101 (that’s right, I took the class for native English speakers and not the foreigners’ class), our professor was really into writing articles and such. So he encouraged us to write about certain issues and submit them to the student newspaper, the Broadside. Well, I wrote a couple of those about topics that interested me and that I felt passionate about but I never got published. OK, there are many students that don’t get to have their stuff published, I thought, but today I was thinking that it might have had something to do with the content of the things I wrote about.

That could be. But that's just me.

Oh and BTW, I am currently reading How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) : The World According to Ann Coulter by Ann Coulter, after just finishing The Official Handbook of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy by Mark W. Smith. Before that I read Let Freedom Ring : Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism by Sean Hannity and before that I read Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right by Ann Coulter.
Who would've thought?

free danish porn

I hope you found what you were looking for.
Or should I say:
Ich hoffe, Du hast gefunden, was Du gesucht hast.

(My German is getting a little rusty)

New Bond

Did anybody see him?

Who’s that supposed to be? That is not how James Bond looks like. Look at his ears! I want my Brosnan back.

PLEASE!

My chances just went up

I know, it’s getting kind of lame with me and the whole Powerball stuff, but I have nothing else to write about now, so just shut up and read!
This Saturday’s jackpot is $290 Million. And I have 100 tickets. Now, I didn’t turn all stupid and spend $100 on Powerball tickets. I only got 5, but my office decided it was time for a career changes and got 95 tickets as well. So, of course that won’t give me as much but still a pretty good amount to quit.

So, if you don’t hear from me after tomorrow, I might be a Millionaire (or I just don’t have anything to write about).

And Fridee it is!!

About time, if you ask me, but nobody every does.

I thought, I really need to write some profound, but as hard as I try, nothing comes to mind.
Well, maybe I have more later.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Not Again

Washington Monument Evacuated After Bomb Threat

POSTED: 2:34 pm EDT October 13, 2005
UPDATED: 2:47 pm EDT October 13, 2005

WASHINGTON -- The Washington Monument has been evacuated after a bomb threat was reported.

The threat was made by phone to D.C. Police.

Park Police are evacuating the grounds around the monument, but traffic routes in the area are open.

Security officers will search the grassy areas around the structure for anything suspicious.

The Washington Monument was evacuated Friday after a bomb threat. Nothing suspicious was found.


- via NBC4

UPDATE: False Alarm...well, they didn't find anything. Who would've thougt?

Hmmm…..

Now, I didn’t get any spam about this.

SPAM SPAM SPAM

OK, all you idiots out there.
I don’t need payday loans because I can (pretty much) manage my money. But if you have to plant some comment spam, don’t double post. IDIOT.

Damn

This whole lottery thing isn’t really working out.
Got to get more Powerball tickets.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

No Comment

I just had to post this picture.

Cow Towles?

People spend way too much time online sometimes.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Want to read

I really do want to read, but there is this huge stack of things that I need to file and the checkbook needs to be balanced and….
So, what am I doing instead? Spending hours on the computer doing really nothing.
Is it time for a drink yet?

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Trying it again

OK, after not winning the jackpot last night I am now trying for the $205 Million jackpot. I was close to buying scratchers, but I didn’t want to waste my money.

UPDATE: OK, I'll try again on Wednesday.

Spam me a Comment

Ok, this is getting really funny.
First the penis enlargement (no thank you, mine is long enough), then something about sex toys (no thanks again, I got enough), and now a “work from home” offer? Geesh people, can’t you do any better?

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

So?

It seems a lot of people are a little offended by a window display at the new part of Tyson’s Corner shopping mall.
The local TV station has a report (with pictures) and the WaPo has an article on it as well.
"Well," said Steina Rubin of Bethesda, "I find it just totally disgusting." And, no, she would not be shopping there. "I'm not entering a whorehouse," she said. "I come to the mall with my daughter. It's disgusting. And I'm from Europe !"
Disgusting? Whorehouse?

Personally I don’t see the problem, but I guess it’s because I grew up in a city that has a red light district and I knew what a prostitute was before I really understood what kind of services she is really offering. So, in my opinion, Victoria’s Secret sells not cotton panties but real nice lingerie and unless you have no windows people are going to see mannequins wear them. They’re not even real people. So, relax everybody, ok?

Oh and just in case you people want to complain about something else. Target will be selling vibrators soon.

I’m gonna be rich

That’s right because I have the winning ticket for the Powerball drawing tonight.
$180 Million, baby.

UPDATE 10/06/2005: Or not.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

I know what's good for you

See, we always eat (at least) dinner together at home. And that is at the dinner table! I'm so proud of myself.
That reminds me...I'm getting hungry.

Here to Help

OK, I don’t know why somebody would ask Jeeves if their body cramps up often, but I sincerely hope you are doing better now.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Thank you




Today is Unification Day in Germany.

My dad pointed me to this Radio Station that plays songs by German artists only all day. And they do have a live stream.

One to go

Right now I only need one more visitor to reach the magic 5000 mark. I hope the lucky one will at least get here because of recent postings and not because of OLD pictures.

Made it

The weekend is over and I am still doing OK.
Besides going to the Oktoberfest, which was OK, this weekend was very special, because Saturday was the very first day my husband officially retired from the United States Navy!!!
He celebrated by going fishing and getting a real nice sunburn. His brother called from Kuwait (he is in the California National Guard), and wanted to tease him about being old and retired. But I reminded my brother in law that he is actually the older of the two.
Anyway, so now that we’re not active duty anymore things are going to change a little bit. Well, they have been different every since his last day in mid July.
One very important fact is a “civilian” job, which he has yet to find. But we’re still OK. I keep telling my parents that we are not YET having to move to Florida, because surely the money we’ll be making by selling our house here will buy us a nice little home down there (at least a double wide!!). Just kidding.
So, that was my weekend. Oh, and I had steak too!!!!